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Friday, October 31, 2014

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My Phone And I Are Never Getting Out Of Bed

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Our beds used to be finite. A limited range of activities took place there. We’d sleep, or try to, make love, eat, and maybe read a paperback. But we could only hide from the world for so long. The nagging puppet strings of our desire to learn and experience would pull taught. Eventually we had to rise. Then we found someone to cuddle with. Read more »

Google Embeds March Madness Bracket In Search, Because Screw Sports Sites

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Who wins basketball games is an immutable fact. No one owns that information, so why should some random sports sites get the windfall of traffic as millions of sports fan search Google for the NCAA March Madness bracket? Read more »

Security Expert Brian Krebs Faced A Real-Life SWATing After Posting About Russian Cybercrime Site

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Security writer Brian Krebs’ phone was spoofed and a SWAT team was called to his home last week by hackers who apparently took offense at his investigations into various online hacking organizations. Read more »

The Death Of Google Reader Sparks A Petition 30,000 Signatures Strong

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Google announced yesterday that it would shut down Google Reader, Google’s RSS feed reading product, on July 1. In response, an online petition was started by Daniel Lewis (no relation) asking the search giant to let Reader live. Read more »

The Oatmeal Thinks It's Time To Put LolCats To Sleep [TCTV]

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Matthew Inman is sick of memes about bacon and kitties. Better known as web comic artist The Oatmeal, Inman gave TechCrunch the lowdown on what’s funny, what’s not, and how he finds inspiration. Read more »

Kids Love The Apple Store So Much They Pee On The Seats

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Don’t ever sit on the black balls at the kids table in Apple retail stores, recommends supposed former employee and Redditor Mister_Rabbit. Read more »

Big Dog Can Now Throw Cinder Blocks, Thereby Making It The Scariest Robot Ever

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While I’m sure there’s some scientific reason for demonstrating how the Read more »

The Science Behind Why The Harlem Shake Is So Popular

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A five-minute video? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Not to watch one, or to make one. But Harlem Shake dance videos are capped at 30 seconds. Read more »

I Swear This Is The Last “Harlem Shake” Post We Do

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At the risk of seeming like my father, a man who will beat a dead meme into the ground long after its moment in the sun, I present to you the Harlem Shake Bookmarklet. Read more »

Goatse.cx Is Reborn… As An Email Address Provider

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It was nigh on half a decade ago that I first met the fell demon they call Goatse.cx. It haunted my dreams – the ring, the red, the evident pleasure – and even today I am loath to type in those five consonants and three vowels without a shudder. Read more »

CNET Now Forbidden To Review Aereo, The TV Service In Active Litigation With CBS

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John P. Falcone over at CBS-owned CNET posted a quick piece on Aereo, the TV-over-Internet startup that is giving broadcasters fits. Read more »

A Whimsical Seasonal Greeting From A Human Camera

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One of the stranger things I came across Read more »

Scam iOS Maker Of The Day: Installous

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A kind reader woke us up this morning with a missive that made my blood boil: another scam iOS maker was, in an insult to the great Mojang itself, selling a scam version of Minecraft. Read more »

Mark Zuckerberg Is The Voice Behind The “Poke” Notification Sound And Wrote Code For The App

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Mark Zuckerberg invented Poking, one of Facebook’s earliest features, so it’s fitting he was part of the small team that built the new Poke app over the last 12 days. Read more »

Bald Beliebers Remind Us: Just Because You Read It On Twitter, Doesn’t Mean It’s True

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My mom always said that the most dangerous lies are the ones mixed with truth. That’s why the internet, namely Twitter, can be such a spurious environment. We sometimes forget that with the real-time, viral benefits of the short-winded social network come the same negative effects. Truth can spread like wildfire, and so can lies. Read more »

What Would Paul Graham Do? — A Search Engine That Teaches You The Ways Of Y Combinator’s Boss

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“When should I raise money?” You might not be able to ask startup sage PG in person, but new search engine “What Would Paul Graham Do?” will point you towards the YC co-founder’s most relevant essays and Hacker News comments. Read more »

Klout Would Like Potential Employers To Consider Your Score Before Hiring You. And That’s Stupid.

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Let’s put it out there right now: I am personally not a fan of Klout, which ranks people based on their Internet interactions and engagement on services Read more »

SexDistance Is A New Web Service That Offers, Well, You Know

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Every once in a while gag sites pop up in our email that make us chortle lightly and say “Sure, we’ll bite.” To wit: SexDistance.com allows you to see, ummm, how far you go when you have intimate relations wi Read more »